Yay for me.<\/p>\n
It’s another time passing marker. I get presents for not dying. I’m down with that, I guess. And at least, this time around, I can’t say I’ve sat on my laurels. Look at all the shit I’ve accomplished since last time I had a birthday. I got a college degree. I started grad school. I finally got my ass in gear and started actually useful therapy. I’ve done shit. The list is only going to grow next year, too.<\/p>\n
To everyone who might want to celebrate with me: thanks. I really do appreciate it. More than you know. I’ve been out of it recently, so I may not seem super excited. Maybe a little low key. But know that having you around is some of the best stuff in my life. I can’t ask for a better gift than you all, as cheesy and silly as that is.
\nJust don’t call me “birthday boy.” That shit is kind of old. Heh.<\/p>\n
But yes, onward and onward. Maybe I’ll take a break today. I don’t know if I really can, but maybe I will anyway. Maybe I’ll relax and feel good. That’d be awesome. Maybe I’ll grow older, keep doing the shit I love, and do more stuff I need to do every day. That’d be awesome too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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