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August 06, 2006
"I like seeing people get fucked up in strange and funny situations" -Samuel L Jackson
Buchhiet has kept telling me to check out Albatross, and now I see why. Apparently they are in "Season 2" and have a new course as well as, supposedly, other new features. It's updating now, I'll have to check it out with him later. Albatross really is damn good arcade golf for being totally free to play, and I highly suggest it if you enjoy arcade golf like Hot Shots and Mario Golf as much as I.
Oooh, apparently they've initiated this "Clubstar Calendar" thingy where they give you free in game items just for playing a round for many days in a row, as well as special items for logging in on "bonus days". I could easily squeeze in three holes a day... neato. I'm in.
So, okay, apparently if I get my Monk to Lion's Arch, I can sale over to Cantha, so I can heal for people in Factions if I so desire. I need to make that happen, but that means playing more Prophecies campaign... I was very... unhappy with that campaign... but I would very much like to get my Warrior/Monk and Monk/Mesmer to Lion's Arch, so they can run through the other campaign for hawt EXP... well, we'll see what happens.
So there's a pillow amongst the retarded Student Lounge pillows at Kohl's. These pillows are all supposed to look like signs, and there is this one that perplexes me. It reads "Warning: Objects May Be Bigger Than They Appear." Now, these pillows are supposed to be humorous. I mean, none of them are (Caution: Mood Swings Ahead!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1!!), but they're supposed to be. So the pillow must be referring to something that might be funny. Which leads me to think of someone's penis. Penii are generally wanted to be... large... or something...? So, larger than they appear, fine. But then, if you own that pillow, that says to me "Yeah, my penis looks small, but it's okay, it's not." That's not alot of self esteem, if you're so obsessed about your smaller-than-average genatalia that you'd buy a stupid pillow from Kohl's to attempt to, you know... make it seem otherwise... I dunno, it's a retarded pillow. The whole Student Lounge line of stuff is retarded, with the exceptions of the oversized pillows made for sitting on the floor (I heart sitting on the floor) and an LED flashlight that would make a great booblight ala Silent Hill.
I stole the Entertainment Weekly from work that has the feature on Snakes on a Plane? Awesome. Totally awesome.
Posted by poetfox at August 6, 2006 02:31 AM
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